Kony 2012

ThePwnZone is gonna be movin’!

Sup PwnStars, yeah I’ll admit it, I have been totally neglecting this site for the past month or 2. Sorry folks, been dealin’ with some issues about putting up ads and whatnot (totally can’t if using a wordpress.com domain) So i’ve decided to get ThePwnZone it’s own domain and we should be up and running by the first or second week of the new year. Also we have a shitload in store for you guys. Lately we have been planning a shitload of original material and sketches as well as a bunch of gear we’re gonna be slangin’. So keep tuned and prepare for the birth of the new PwnZone.

 

P.S. – I love you.

 

-PwnSauce

Chupacabra Captured

That’s right, some locals seem to have found a Chupacabra, the mythical mexican creature that feeds off animals blood. They are calling this creature a Chupacabra because scientists have no idea what this animal is.

 

WTF!@!@?

A lil WTF for your Wednesday. Enjoy.

WTF?!? – Failing at Life

Well while lookin’ from some vids to post up I came across these 2 gems. Not sure if these are 100% real and it is definitely questionable.  Regardless I got 2 vids, 1 featuring a 13 year old boy who had a kid with his 15 year old girlfriend. The other is a 42 year old woman who wants to marry a 14 year old boy. Wow.  Come Pwnstars and behold the grand victory that these people call their lives. Pwn.

Here is the 13 year old boy with a kid. This has to be one of Maury’s wet dreams because apparently the 13 year old boy might not be the father because their are potentially 7 other kids that could be the father. That’s right, 7 other fucking kids! Maury totally just came.

 

 

And here is the reject that wants to marry a 14 year old boy.

 

Wow… Woman still breastfeeding kids at 8 yrs old. WTF?!?!?!?

Well first off let me explain how I found this. If you checked out our Awesomely BAD Products earlier this week one of the products was something to put in between your boobs to help you sleep. After the video was over Youtube always gives you suggestions and this was the first one. This woman still breastfeeds her kids at 8 years old! ICK!! She gives the kids the choice if they want to do it and they still do. Man lady i’m not an expert but this seriously has to mess your kids up, this is just fuckin’ creepy in my opinion.  Weirdest part about the video is that her kids seem like little breastmilk crackheads, kinda disturbing.

So here it is folks some weirdo lady talkin about how she is still breastfeeding her kids, don’t worry no nasty boob shots, just one where you can kinda see em.

Awesomely BAD Products – Pt. 1

So one of my favorite things to do on the interwebz is find awesomely bad products and man did I find a shitload. We got 3 vids and a bunch of pics here, enjoy.

The bedside gunrack, because your neck wasn’t THAT red.

Sticky Nips, look like it’s freezing wherever you go!

Kush support cause your tits be HUGE!

And here are the rest of our awesomely bad products.

-Pwn

Zombie Ants

Apparently scientists have discovered a parasitic fungi in the Thai rain forest that infects carpenter Ants and effectively turns them into zombies. This fungi infects the Ant’s brain and makes it move into an optimal position before having it clamp down on a leaf so it can then protrude out of the Ant’s head to release spores in places with the best conditions for reproduction. The main goal is to infect other Ants in this process and spread the fungi through animal means instead of the typical way of just releasing spores into the air. This is seriously F’d up. This behavior is completely out of what is considered normal for ant’s and is directly caused by the fungi. So this stuff infects Ant’s, makes them go to the optimal infection spot, then a huge stalk grows out of their head to spread more spores to infect more ants. Oh yeah this all goes on while they are dying and literally being controlled from a parasite in their head through chemical means. Once they’re done clamping down, they die. Horrifyingly awesome.  The cause for this is believed to be light climate changes in the areas where this fungi thrives, the new climate does not allow for them to reproduce while the ants ultimately remain unaffected. The result is believed to be an evolutionary response from the fungi in order to survive.

Here is where I found the info.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42959965/ns/technology_and_science-science/

http://www.livescience.com/13046-zombie-fungus-carpenter-ant-brain-altering.html

The Governator – He said he’ll be back.

Apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger is back in effect ( he got to the choppa ) and is the co-producer and voice of the new aptly named cartoon: “The Governator”. Produced by the main man in comics, Stan Lee,  the Governator is now in production. Though this cartoon is comedic it still seems like it might be a huge steaming load. Not sure if the Arnie sensation will translate well into an actualy series, I could see a short but drawing out Arnold jokes into an entire season is gonna be rough. Good luck gentlemen.

Danny Elfman – WTF!? Thats the same guy…

Can’t really remember how this conversation started but me and a couple of friends were arguing about movie composers and I stumpbled upon this little bit of interesting information. Apparently the guy who did the Simpsons Theme,  Beetlejuice, Batman, and the singing voice for Jack Skellington in Nightmare before Christmas is the same from guy from Oingo Boingo.  Yes that’s right, Jack Skellington did the Weird Science song. WTF>?!>!?

-Pwn